Archive for ‘Fashion’

June 9, 2011

Pippa Middleton to be the ‘bum’ of Hudson Jeans

 

[Kathy Tomlins, Fashion Contributor]

According to MailOnline, Hudson Jeans wants smoking hot Pippa Middleton to be their next signature model as it seems that the Pippa-crazy designers have been putting out lots of photos of her wearing the tightest of jeans.

Georgia May Jagger, daughter of the wrinkled, but talented, Mick Jagger, is the brand’s current ‘mascot’ model, but since the Pippa phenomenon, the brand is on course to ditch protocol to get Pippa’s bum into their jeans come what May.

AND isn’t there a rumour about that Pippa is to replace Cheryl Cole at US X Factor and may run for President whilst at it?

Pippa, ‘Oh yes, you can!’

June 5, 2011

It’s hot, it’s kewl – new ‘Solar Bikini’ can charge your iPhone

[Sandi Kleera, Science News Contributor]
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MailOnline:  A Solar Bikini created by the New York-based designer, Andrew Schneider, is the newest craze for keeping your iPhone  topped up continuously whilst you are on the beach via your bikini.
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Its not cheap – at £120 per shot, it is certainly a rich girl’s trinket.  Is it safe?  Well, Mr. Schneider says: ‘of course’!
June 1, 2011

A man is the sexiest ‘woman’ in the world, say FHM readers

[Boisey Telemantle, Lifestyle & Fashion Contributor]

MailOnline: According to FHM readers, a man, the model Andrej Pejic pictured above, has been voted the 98th sexiest woman in the world.  Female models are aghast with the news and FHM itself is in disarray over the voting.

FHM is reported to have told the press that the incident was caused when the model’s entry was put in with the women’s category for the voting: “Andrej Pejic appears at number 98 in FHM Magazine‘s 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2011.  Regrettably the copy accompanying Andrej’s online entry wasn’t subbed prior to going live. Once we realised, we removed it immediately and apologised for any offence caused..FHM has spoken to the individual concerned and taken steps to ensure this can never happen again.”. 

Funny, so FHM does not agree with its reader’s votes??

AND, who says that nothing ever good comes from McDonalds? Pejic is a former McDonald’s worker who was discovered by a talent scout looking for the obvious, between his copious servings of big macs and french fries to customers.

Way to go Andrej!

May 30, 2011

Pregnant Posh Spice pictured running after a ball on high-inches-high heels, way to go Posh!

[Samantha Templeton-Brewster, Celebrities Contributor]

MailOnline: Pregnant Spice Victoria Beckham has been apparently caught unawares by the paparazzi in a Los Angeles park, California,  whilst kicking a ball with her six-year-old son in stylishly elegant stilletoed five-inches-high luxury boots.

It seems that the famous footballer’s wife version of ‘quality’ time has very much to do with her elegant apparel rather than more appropriate sports wear bearing in mind her current delicate condition.  The celebrity’s baby is due in July and will be the couple’s fourth child.

May 27, 2011

Cheryl Cole booted from American X Factor because she doesn’t talk posh

[In London, England: Samantha Templeton-Brewster, Celebrities Contributor]

After publicly hinting of settling down in the US,  Cheryl Cole is reported to have left the country for England  in haste as it seems that after her humiliating firing from the USA‘s  talent show, X Factor, she is back to square one.

It seems that she was spectacularly fired because of her northern English accent, which did not make her posh enough for American audiences according to the US judges of the show.

However, unofficial sources have hinted that the true reason might be the star’s failure in her backstage rivalry with American singer, actress and TV presenter Nicole Scherzinger, who is 21 year her senior, as well as Cole’s non-too-affectionate relationship with a fellow judge Paula Abdul. To make things worse, Cheryl Cole has lost £1.2 million she had managed to secure from the managers of the show, as the TV bosses had conceded to only a provisional offer, based on whether the viewers like Cole’s performance as a judge or not.

Humiliated and furious, the celebrity has  refused to participate in the British X Factor, as well, notwithstanding the eager calls from her fellow judge and reported supporter Simon Cowell, and currently is reported to be hiding behind locked doors in her house in Berkshire, UK.

Cheryl, we love you, up the Yankees, come back to us, we miss you!!

May 26, 2011

First Lady Michelle Obama continues to wow England

[Tom Tatsky, Politics Contributor]

MailOnline reports that a radiant and elegant Michelle Obama in an exquisite adornment of jewels last night co-hosted a dinner in honour of the Queen of England and her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh.

The First Lady, pictured above, wore an eye-catching black off-the-shoulder dress designed by Ralph Lauren for the formal event. Her evening wear was complemented by a thoughtful array of jewelry which included a Tom Bins cuff and necklace valued at around £1,500.

The American president, Barack Obama and the First Lady, were the host of an event at Winfield House in Regent’s Park, which is the official home of the American Ambassador, in honour of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh as a reciprocal gesture for the previous evening’s Buckingham Palace state banquet.

May 25, 2011

Parents angry over kissing and raunchy scenes by Britney and Rihanna

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[Kimmy Jones Leadbetter, Celebrities Contributor]
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MailOnline:  Kissing, sexy dance routines on a recent TV show by pop stars, Rihanna and Britney Spears, have made parents furious according to the Parents Television Council (‘PTC’) which called the stars’ performance at the Billboards Music Awards:  ‘..a Vegas stripper show…totally was unsuitable for young children’.

The parent’s lobbying group is calling on families and advertisers to boycott the event which was shown on ABC network owned by family friendly Disney.

According to TPC spokesman Tim Winter: ‘It certainly has no place at 8:00 p.m. on the publicly-owned broadcast airwaves ..I cannot imagine what would possibly lead the ABC television network to air a profanity-laced, S&M sex show on primetime broadcast television… the overtly sexualized performance by Rihanna and Britney Spears was no accident or mishap, but a deliberate effort to target teens with images and lyrics that glamorize whips, chains and other sexual fantasies.’

There have been no complaints from young viewers thus far and the stars and ABC have made not comments.

May 23, 2011

Lindsay Lohan exposed in serious wardrobe malfunction

[Serena Joyelyn, Celebrities Contributor]

MailOnline: Troubled celebrity teen star, Lindsay Lohan, now 24 and her 17 year old sister Ali, were relaxing at the Raleigh Hotel in Miami, Florida in between the star posing for a magazine shoot.

On-the-spot pararazzi, were keen to observe what looked to be  a serious wardrobe malfunction for the star which no doubt will bring much comfort to her fans.

Read more…..

May 18, 2011

“Why I love white women”, by Dr. Satoshi Kanazawa, London School of Economics, “Black women are scientifically ugly”

[Samantha Templeton-Brewster, Celebrities Contributor]

MailOnline:  The announcement by Dr. Satoshi Kanazawa, top management lecturer at the posh London School of Economics in London, that ‘black women are ugly’ and their lighter skinned counterparts simply divine, may well be music to the ears of counsel for the disgraced IMF chief, Dominique Strauss Kahn, now in prison facing a trial for forced oral and anal sex upon a black chambermaid at a posh New York Hotel.  However, for many others, it is proving quite offensive.

Satoshi’s research claims that black women are scientifically ugly.  In fact, so much so he says, that white, Asian and practically all other racial mixtures, beat them at the beauty rankings.  The top management lecturer at the prestigious London school says that his findings are justified by scientific methods which details were published today on a hastily withdrawn (after the predictable backlash) blog in the journal Psychology Today.

He says his findings can be backed up by data from a study by Add Health which results he claims are conclusive of the matter that:Black women are… far less attractive than white, Asian, and Native American women”. 

However, sadly, the learned Doctor’s findings may well be autobiographical and indicative of the inherent racism of the Japanese towards black people and Japanese males’ obsession with white skinned women.

Satoshi’s report goes on to say: “Black women are on average much heavier than non-black women…..However, this is not the reason black women are less physically attractive than non-black women… [it is because] they have existed much longer in human evolutionary history, Africans have more mutations in their genomes than other races”.


But doesn’t that go against the finding of the report that black men are more attractive than those of other races?  He chugs on uncomfortably: “But since both black women and black men have higher mutation loads, it cannot explain why only black women are less physically attractive, while black men are, if anything, more attractive”.  Ah.. hormonal reasons: “The only thing I can think of that might potentially explain the lower average level of physical attractiveness among black women is testosterone….Africans on average have higher levels of testosterone than other races… women with higher levels of testosterone have more masculine features and are therefore less physically attractive”.

Imagine that this posh university college is paying Japanese, white-women-slavering idiots like this to vent his sexual frustrations on students who are paying good money for an education.  I tried getting a copy of his CV on the  Internet to work out what kind of degrees he had qualified him to utter such “scientific” idiocies.  Nothing, just a pile of other useless articles purporting to expose myths about intelligence and race.

Watch this doctor as he is sure to be an expert witness for Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

May 15, 2011

Papparazi Pippa fever finds Pippa in Madrid larking about with friends and new boyfriend

[Samantha Templeton-Brewster, Celebrities Contributor]

MailOnline:  Twenty seven year old Pippa Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton has been seen in Madrid with her bratpack girlfriends and what seems to be a new boyfriend, George Percy – an old flame.

The two (pictured above), looked quite happy doing some shopping together.

By the way, George is the son of one of the richest men in England – the Duke of Northumberland – way to go Pippa!