Archive for ‘Adult films’

June 7, 2011

“Oh yes it is”, British censors say Centipede 2 is the sickest horror film ever made

Photo source: MailOnline

[Frightened iToD Daily News Contributor]

UK’s movie raters have refused to classify Centipede 2, the newest horror film which sequels, Centipede, the first showing.  The raters say that their decision is based on their concern that people watching the film will be permanently damaged by viewing it.

The movies‘ theme about a mad scientist and a ‘not so sane’ copycat, who decide to make a human centipede by joining mouths and anus’ of a string of unsuspecting (until the last moment, that is) victims.

The sequel is about a man who sees the first film and then gets so worked up about it, that he decides to play it out in practice – not a good idea for the victims.

Tom Six, a Dutchman, directs both films and says: “…the original gorefest was like my Little Pony compared to part two”.

You have been warned: ‘..Oooga booga..’!

June 5, 2011

Pippa is hot and sweaty, but still a favourite as she wins a medal at Blenheim Palace

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MailOnline: Everybody loves Pippa Middleton who wowed crowds by winning a medal after completing a 5km race in the GE Blenheim Triathlon at Blenheim Palace in Oxfordshire. The event is held yearly.

Posh Pippa was in the company of her English male pals and did the running sections of the competition and the lads did the swimming and cyling events.

May 25, 2011

Parents angry over kissing and raunchy scenes by Britney and Rihanna

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MailOnline:  Kissing, sexy dance routines on a recent TV show by pop stars, Rihanna and Britney Spears, have made parents furious according to the Parents Television Council (‘PTC’) which called the stars’ performance at the Billboards Music Awards:  ‘..a Vegas stripper show…totally was unsuitable for young children’.

The parent’s lobbying group is calling on families and advertisers to boycott the event which was shown on ABC network owned by family friendly Disney.

According to TPC spokesman Tim Winter: ‘It certainly has no place at 8:00 p.m. on the publicly-owned broadcast airwaves ..I cannot imagine what would possibly lead the ABC television network to air a profanity-laced, S&M sex show on primetime broadcast television… the overtly sexualized performance by Rihanna and Britney Spears was no accident or mishap, but a deliberate effort to target teens with images and lyrics that glamorize whips, chains and other sexual fantasies.’

There have been no complaints from young viewers thus far and the stars and ABC have made not comments.

May 15, 2011

Papparazi Pippa fever finds Pippa in Madrid larking about with friends and new boyfriend

[Samantha Templeton-Brewster, Celebrities Contributor]

MailOnline:  Twenty seven year old Pippa Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton has been seen in Madrid with her bratpack girlfriends and what seems to be a new boyfriend, George Percy – an old flame.

The two (pictured above), looked quite happy doing some shopping together.

By the way, George is the son of one of the richest men in England – the Duke of Northumberland – way to go Pippa!

May 13, 2011

ITV This Morning show’s biggest boobs

[Celebrities Contributor, Jenny Mally]

MailOnline: British TV station ITV left UK parents fuming after its This Morning program hosted a woman who claims to have the world’s largest ‘man-made’ breasts which measure a fantastic 164XXX.

The woman, Chelsea Charms, a 35 year old exotic performer from Minneapolis, USA, appeared on the show with hosts Philip Schofield and Ruth Langsford who questioned her about her breast size. Viewers had then complained en masse with most saying that the adult theme should not have been shown on a morning program where children could have been watching.

Chelsea’s breasts had been made larger by the now unlawful polypropylene string procedure whereby a ‘string’ of the same name is inserted into each breast which causes the breast lining to be irritated. The serum produced from the irritation causes the breast to grow almost indefinitely.

Chelsea’s breasts are still growing 1 inch each month.  However, she admitted to the shocked hosts that eventually she would have to have the strings removed and her breasts reduced for health problems.

In the meantime, Chelsea seems to be enjoying her life as a celebrity.

May 11, 2011

Pippa Middleton’s nude photo reveals all – family seeks censorship

Pt.I – first the bottom, then the top!

[Samantha Templeton-Brewster, Celebrities Contributor]

The Middletons are hopping mad over what they see as a major invasion of their daughter Pippa‘s privacy with UK newspapers having the gall to publish photos of her with and without her bikini on.  They have complained to the UK Press Complaints Commission (‘PCC’) which is considering the matter.

In the meantime, the red-faced newspapers, News of the World, Daily Mail, Mail on Sunday and Daily Mirror are in a mad scramble to de-activate the offending photos, but have made no comment thus far.

In an earlier picture published courtesy of the Socyberty, Pippa (pictured above in what seems to be the original photo published in Socyberty) is shown nude in the process of a bikini change.

May 9, 2011

Revealing photo of James Middleton ‘checking his goods’ – he considers $1 million offer for gay sex scene

[Dolly Grinfeld, Gay and Transgendered Community Contributor]

The gay and transgendered community on the Internet can’t seem to have enough of its spanking  new celebrity royal ‘queen’, James Middleton. A latest photo shows James ‘checking his goods’ prior to accepting (only rumours so far) an offer by the adult filmaker, Steven Hirsch, of $1 million for a sex scene in an adult movie.

Good luck James, you are fab!